Kiss Your Mother with that Mouth?

03.17.2011

Turn your lover on with words alone using these sex-speak techniques. You Will Need * Crude language * Compliments * Sexual fantasies * Porn movies (optional) Step 1: Be specific Replace vague murmurings like, “that feels so good” with explicit expressions of what is going on, what’s going to happen, or what you h...

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Get Your Love Potion in Motion

03.14.2011

Cupid not cooperating? Try a little magic to attract your true love with these spells. You Will Need Red candle Personalized incantation Rose quartz Red paper Dried rose petals Fabric square Rose oil Symbol of your potential lover Open mind Tree (Optional) Step 1: Light a candle Carve or ...

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Attraction in Morse Code

03.09.2011

Some Native American tribes used smoke signals to share locations or warn of danger. You can use this communication system to secretly woo your crush. You Will Need * Fire * Grass, green sticks, or wet branches * Wet blanket * Code Step 1: Build the fire in a high place Build your fire in a high place so it is visible. ...

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Hi - Ho - Hi - Ho...Enough with WORK Let Go!

03.03.2011

A workaholic spouse may not mean to be absent or inattentive, but you need some relief and cooperation to manage the pressure that inevitably results. Discover ways to save the relationship and your sanity. You Will Need * Strength * Journal * Schedule * Support * Therapy Step 1: Maintain schedule Maintain a strict...

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To Tell the Truth, or Not To Tell the Truth - That is the Art...

02.28.2011

Hey, everyone does it now and again—and you will too. So you might as well do it right. You Will Need * The need or will to lie * Someone to lie to * A cool demeanor * Pen and paper Step 1: Prep your story Get your story straight! Figure out exactly what you’re going to say. Prepare answers for any potential questio...

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Monkey Business at Work

02.22.2011

Risking your career over a workplace romance? To paraphrase John Lennon, “All you need is love” and a little wise advice. You Will Need * An alluring coworker * And a willingness to lose your job, or worse Step 1: Keep it quiet at first Keep it quiet, at least at first. You may feel great the day after first hooking-up, but...

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Can a Donkey Love and Elephant?

02.21.2011

Don’t let your political leanings ruin your new relationship. Even if you and your favorite little politico are on opposite sides of the party line, you can still have quite a party. You Will Need * Patience and other interests * Media from both sides of the fence * An active libido * A gym Step 1: Embrace the media W...

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Chemistry Revisited --- Bringing Sexy Back

02.21.2011

Has the thrill gone from your sex life? Put some sizzle back in the sack with these seven easy tips. You Will Need Signature scent Soundtrack Mirror Vacation Step 1: Have a signature scent Select a scent to wear only when you have sex. You’ll soon be able to get your lover excited just by dabbing on your signature col...

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