30 Paraphilias and Their Definitions

GetOnTheCouch reviews these 30 essential paraphilias. Just think about how much more fun sex ed would have been if we had lessons like this. My “sexual education” consisted of the gym teacher showing us a video from the ’70s where a girl gets her period, which kick-starts her life as a sexually capable woman. How enlightening it was to discover that having your period meant you would be in a bad mood for five to seven days. Actually, I was wishing I had elected to take the alternative course, “Desert Survival.” I would have been better off learning how to save myself should I get attacked by a scorpion or a rattlesnake. Always carry some meat tenderizer in your pocket! Anyhow, now that you’ve learned about your sexual fetishes for the day from this entertaining MILF, there will be a pop quiz to come. Meaning, try one (or more) of them with your bedfellow tonight.

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